So were Minnesota TV reporters -- as you can see in the video below (H/T to hypervocal.com).
The crash taken by reporter Lee Valsvik after she was hit from behind by the ball-carrier who needs to calm the hell down was scary and spectacular at the same time. But like all brave reporters, a laughing Valsvik immediately reported that she was OK to quell the fears of her viewers.
Which is good, because, frankly, I wanted to hear more about the salmon that featured a red wine oxtail sauce.
Valsvik hopefully isn't feeling too sore this morning. And she hopefully has learned her lesson: don't turn your back to a dude running at you with a football.
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