|The four stages of the shaving cream pie: obliviousness, resignation, indignation and vengeance. (Fox11online.com)|
Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers may have completed nearly 70 percent of his passes last season while throwing 45 touchdowns against six interceptions. And his on-field accomplishments might've been good enough for NFL MVP honors as well as the No. 1 spot on both the CBSSports.com and the NFL Network Top-100 player rankings. But his super-human powers were no match for the stealth maneuverings of fullback John Kuhn.
On Monday, during Rodgers' weekly media availability, Kuhn blasted the quarterback in the face with a shaving cream pie.
There's no truth to the rumors that Kuhn could be heard screaming "Discount double-check that!" as he made his getaway. Not surprisingly, Rodgers promptly ended the session to clean himself up and undoubtedly get to work on exacting his revenge.
Clearly, this is Brett Favre's fault.
* Via B/R's Aaron Nagler
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