We feel quite confident that this is the weirdest thing you'll see this offseason and there won't be a close second. Patriots punter Zoltan Mesko is enjoying his time away from football. We know this because he tweeted the particulars Thursday. Unfortunately, he included the photo evidence.
Would it be weird if I posted a pic of myself, poolside, in a speedo, holding two chihuahuas??? Thinking about it...— Zoltan Mesko (@ZoltanMesko) February 28, 2013
So you know where this is going…
Sweet baby Jesus.
Mesko's two furry pals, Lil' Mr. Ray Guy and Garo (fake names to protect the innocent), look absolutely horrified and for good reason. This is straight out of The Big Lebowski, by the way. We wouldn't be surprised if just out of the frame Uli is passed out in one of those inflatable chairs.
* via Deadspin