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Jay Cutler could use a pair of fish tweezers

By Josh Katzowitz | NFL Writer

Hey everybody, this guy could use some fish tweezers. (USATSI)
Hey, everybody. This guy could use some fish tweezers. (USATSI)

If you've got some extra cash lying around (or you're just a huge Bears fan), quarterback Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have registered for wedding gifts in advance of their summer wedding.

So. come on. Via USA Today, let's delve into the happy couple's Williams-Sonoma and Crate & Barrel lists and figure out what's the best item to purchase.

Let's see: At C&B, you could go with a Cha Cha pitcher for $29.95 or a Charlotte pedestal for $39.95 (presumably for holding a delicious cake) or an All-Clad 6.5 quart slow cooker for $179.95 (I don't know why they just don't go with a Crock-Pot and be done with it).

At W-S, a molcajete for $49.95 is still available (for making homemade salsa, I'd guess) along with one of nine cookbook choices and 48 (!) Haviland Tambour dessert plates.

But my favorite item is this: fish tweezers for $49.95. What are fish tweezers, you ask? Well, silly, they're the instrument that you use to remove sharp fish bones (my fish tweezers, on the other hand, is simply me not buying fish with bones in it).

Or, considering this was how the two decided to get married for the second time, perhaps buying the two a couple of extra phone chargers wouldn't be a bad idea, either. Or some stamps.

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