How, exactly, does this happen? Well, apparently a slew of Redskins fans bought everything on his registry at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Thank you to the Fans who are helping buy ALL the items from our wedding registry at Bed Bath & Beyond … say.ly/MLw5Rbg— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) May 19, 2013
Tough life, right? I've still got a pasta maker ravioli add-on from Williams-Sonoma that I've been eying since Mrs. Brinson and I tied the knot. (It would probably help to find out if I can actually use the pasta maker in the first place, of course. Sorry about that, Charlie.)
Anyway, Griffin was pretty pumped about the news and thanked everyone for their kind support.
"Thank you to the Fans who are helping buy ALL the items from our wedding registry at Bed Bath & Beyond #AppreciateEverything," Griffin tweeted on Sunday afternoon.
Here's my question, though: Will Griffin and his bride-to-be send everyone a signed thank-you card for their gift? Because if Griffin's signing every card they send out, all of a sudden a bunch of fans scored a free RG3 autograph for the low, low cost of a $2.99 SpoonRest.
On the other hand, if it's anything like my wedding, about 10,000 people are going to have Rebecca Liddicoat signatures.