It's just gonna be one of those days where everything newsy is weird? OK then. No reason to hide from the YouTube video of Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III and his new wife -- they were married over the weekend! -- rapping "Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops" I guess.
First, the video:
Now, the "analysis."
First: The mask terrifies me. I don't understand it and I don't want to. It's scary.
Second: This video has actually been on YouTube for like four months and no one's noticed. Weird, right? It wasn't noticed by anyone until RG3 put it on Facebook this weekend.
Third: It might have something to do with the Jodi Arias trial? OK then.
Look, I'm not knocking the video because Lord knows I've done plenty of weird stuff on my own. Thankfully most of it isn't recorded.
But I still have no freaking idea what's going on here. Maybe I'm getting old or maybe you should all just get off my lawn.