If you want to be annoyed by somebody who appears to be a Redskins fan, do not (I repeat, DO NOT) click on the video below.
But if you're a masochist or you just enjoy fans complaining about their first-world problems or you like to see multiple saliva lines stretched across the mouth of somebody who's hurt that SHE DIDN'T GET AN AUTOGRAPH, by all means, press play.
Ten bucks says you can't get through the whole ordeal, via recordsANDradio, without wanting to punch yourself in the face.
Oh, and if you go to Redskins training camp, be aware that, just like 99.9 percent of the days in your life, you might not end the experience with an autograph from an NFL player.
You, dear reader, have been warned!