No matter what you think about Jaguars starting quarterback Blaine Gabbert or his chances of continuing to be the Jaguars starting quarterback after this season, say one thing about Gabbert: somebody out there loves him (and compares him, by song, to Hulk Hogan).*
*This could be, by the way, all just brilliant satire.
(H/T to SI.com's Doug Farrar)
A couple things I took away from this video:
- Do NOT blitz Gabbert on third down. You will pay the price, because he'll hit a receiver right in stride (methinks the lyricist needs a little work on his rhyming).
- In his career, Gabbert has thrown 21 touchdowns. This video shows 23.8 percent of them. It shows zero percent of his 17 career interceptions.
- At the 1:12 mark, Gabbert is shown running out of bounds after scrambling for about six yards. Huh? (This is further proof that perhaps this video is a bit sarcastic)
- If you criticize Blaine Gabbert, this video confirms that Blaine will not cry Blaine tears.
Overall, a job well done by the video's creator and the song's signer. I just can't wait to see the eventual Chad Henne “Real American” video.
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