For some reason, Jaguars mascot Jaxson De Ville decided he should place a bet with the creepy Blue Horse Colts mascot about Sunday's game. For some really, really stupid reason, this bet involved getting shot by paintballs while wearing a speedo and spandex.
As you know by now, Indy destroyed the Jaguars 37-3.
Fortunately (for us), Jaxson is a man stuffed inside a furry creature costume of his word and lined up for the firing squad. If you've never played paintball, just know that while such an activity isn't "dangerous" per se, it is extremely painful and definitely left a mark. Or 40.