Seattle butcher offers Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage

By Will Brinson | NFL Writer

Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage is a thing.
Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage is a thing. (K5)

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Seattle-area purveyors of produce aren't scared to include Skittles in their fine foods. Honoring Marshawn Lynch, the Seahawks busted out a "Beast Mode" burger at CenturyLink Field. They're not the only ones.

But Blue Max Meats, via For the Win, is taking things WAY too far, creating a Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage.

Yes. Sausage and skittles. They are combined. Please don't click play if you're eating lunch.

I love meat as much as every other red-blooded American. And I love some Skittles too. But there's just two things that don't have any business being combined together.

Plus now I can't get this image out of my head:

You probably don't want to see how the sausage is made.
You probably didn't want to see how the sausage is made. (K5)

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