Seattle-area purveyors of produce aren't scared to include Skittles in their fine foods. Honoring Marshawn Lynch, the Seahawks busted out a "Beast Mode" burger at CenturyLink Field. They're not the only ones.
But Blue Max Meats, via For the Win, is taking things WAY too far, creating a Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage.
Yes. Sausage and skittles. They are combined. Please don't click play if you're eating lunch.
I love meat as much as every other red-blooded American. And I love some Skittles too. But there's just two things that don't have any business being combined together.
Plus now I can't get this image out of my head: