I don't have very many personal rules in life, actually I only have two:
1. Don't smash your own Ferrari with a baseball bat.
2. Don't tweet out your phone number on Twitter.
Richie Incognito obviously lives by a different set of rules because now he's done both. Back in February, Incognito took a baseball bat to his own Ferrari, and I'd explain why, but it seems to make more sense to let him explain.
"Oh that was that was just me venting, that was self expression, that's a piece of art," Incognito said at the time. "The happiest day of my life was when I got that car and now the second happiest day will be when I donate it to charity."
If you think bashing your own Ferrari with a baseball bat is kind of weird or if you have a recipe you want to share with Incognito, you can now do both of those things because he put his phone number on Twitter.
That's right. If you call the number, it will take you to a voice mail for 'Richie Incognito.' Unfortunately you can't leave a message right now because the voice mail box is full. STOP CALLING so I can get through, people.
As for the Ferrari, Incognito took the first step toward a possible reconciliation by apologizing to the car.