Here's Tom Brady. And here's Gisele dressed up like his new hair. http://t.co/UwOD9sw9Fu— People magazine (@peoplemag) May 5, 2014
We're not sure if Brady is paying homage to Steve Urkel, Stefan Urquelle or emo hipsters (People explains that this is from the Hairball Party, so there you go). But as we've said countless times before, the joke's on us; Brady, those red pants, that fauxhawk and his three Super Bowl rings sleep next to his supermodel wife -- who makes substantially more than he does -- every night.
We have no idea what Mark Sanchez's excuse is.
In related news: Brady's former teammate, Wes Welker, was at the Derby passing out $100 bills like it was his job.