In what has to be the most disappointing news of the day, 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh shocked the whole entire world when he said he wasn't exclusively wearing the brand-new non-Dad Pants his wife supposedly had provided for him in a recent Dockers commercial.
I think most of us thought Harbaugh had done away with all of his $8 khakis from Wal-Mart, but as the USA Today's Lindsay Jones writes, a reporter asked him Wednesday if he was wearing his new appropriately-fitting pants.
No, Harbaugh said.
“I still kind of like the loose-fitting,” he said.
What a freakin' shot to the gut.
To review, Sarah Harbaugh, Jim's wife, gave all of us hope with this PSA-style commercial for Dockers.
Then, Jim Harbaugh broke all of our hearts with his declarations on Wednesday. As per usual, it seems as if Dad Pants have won the day.