Start ranking the players in the NFL you wouldn't want to rile into a fight. The list, regardless of size or weight class, starts with the Ravens' Steve Smith at the top. So if you're some little kid at Smith's football camp, you'd need a serious sack of onions in order to troll him.

Smith was huddling up with some youngsters at a camp he's holding for military kids and broke the huddle by yelling "Ravens!" One kid lingered around Smith and started holding his arms up and yelling "GO PATRIOTS!"

It's like some sort of modern-day, youthful "O'Doyel Rules!" type of situation.

There's nothing Smith could do -- although you can definitely tell in the video he's close to picking the kid up and suplexing him. Instead, Smith caught himself, regrouped and enjoyed the kid's aggressive, competitive nature.

Steve Weissman of NFL Network suggested to Julian Edelman that the Pats ought to get the kid some tickets, which is a pretty great idea (suggesting that is) because Edelman is typically willing to dive in the mix and instigate some funny stuff during the offseason.

Even he knows better than to mess with 89 (a.k.a. The Bottom Line).

No one messes with Smitty. Except random Patriots fans who are at his kid football camps.