Bears' Martellus Bennett compares Jay Cutler to Jesus, Keanu Reeves

We saw the typical Jay Cutler lapses on Sunday -- namely, a fourth-quarter interception -- but he also threw two TDs and helped set up the game-winning field goal.

By Ryan Wilson

Oct 4, 2015 at 6:18 pm ET • 1 min read

Bears tight end Martellus Bennett once compared former coach Marc Trestman to Willy Wonka. Things didn't work out for Trestman in Chicago, and you could argue that quarterback Jay Cutler had something to do with that.

But Cutler's still around (Trestman was fired after the 2014 season), and the veteran quarterback returned to the lineup Sunday against the Raiders after missing two games with a hamstring injury. There were the typical Cutler lapses -- namely, a fourth-quarter interception -- but he also threw two touchdowns and helped set up the game-winning field goal. After the game, Bennett was asked if Cutler is any easy target.

is Jay Cutler too often criticized? Martellus: "They threw rocks at Jesus, & Jesus was an excellent guy who did a lot of awesome stuff."
— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) October 4, 2015

But first, Bennett compared Cutler to ... Shane Falco? Yep, Shane Falco.

Before comparing Jay Cutler to Jesus, Martellus Bennett compared him to Keanu Reeves in the movie 'The Replacements'
— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) October 4, 2015

So yeah. Back on Earth, the Bears move to 1-3 on the season and, thanks to Bennett's observations, the Internet has given us this: