Cowboys fan blows up washing machine with Romo jersey on top
A Cowboys fan blew up a washing machine with a Tony Romo jersey attached.
|Cowboys fans are not happy with Tony Romo! (YouTube.com)|
Cowboys fans are, by and large, just the best. Not so much in a "they are smart football fans" kind of way as a "mercy, they are nuts" kind of way.
And that's a good thing, because it creates things like the video below, in which a Cowboys fan takes his Tony Romo jersey, hangs it on a washing machine that he has filled with explosives, and shoots a rifle at it.
"This is how we wash the shit out of a Tony Romo jersey," the gentleman in the video says, "when he don't play worth a damn."
Obviously, there is some not-safe-for-work language in the video (which comes to us via Deadspin) so be warned. But there's also the awesomeness of what we assume is the man's son yelling "YOU MISSED AGAIN!" when he fires his second rifle shot astray. And, of course, the (we presume) wife yelling "HE GONE!" after they finally get the washer to explode.
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