Jay Cutler could use a pair of fish tweezers
If you've got some extra cash lying around (or you're just a huge Bears fan), quarterback Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have registered for wedding gifts in advance of their summer wedding.
Let’s see: At C&B, you could go with a Cha Cha pitcher for $29.95 or a Charlotte pedestal for $39.95 (presumably for holding a delicious cake) or an All-Clad 6.5 quart slow cooker for $179.95 (I don’t know why they just don’t go with a Crock-Pot and be done with it).
At W-S, a molcajete for $49.95 is still available (for making homemade salsa, I’d guess) along with one of nine cookbook choices and 48 (!) Haviland Tambour dessert plates.
But my favorite item is this: fish tweezers for $49.95. What are fish tweezers, you ask? Well, silly, they’re the instrument that you use to remove sharp fish bones (my fish tweezers, on the other hand, is simply me not buying fish with bones in it).
Or, considering this was how the two decided to get married for the second time, perhaps buying the two a couple of extra phone chargers wouldn’t be a bad idea, either. Or some stamps.
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