PHOTO: Raiders tailgaters can enjoy fancy port-a-potties Sunday

These are not your daddy's porta potties
These are not your daddy's port-a-potties. (Provided by Charmin)

Some gamedays, it's not so bad to be a Raiders fan.

This Sunday is one of them.

It's not because Terrelle Pryor is back. It's not because Matt Flynn has been excommunicated to the third QB job. It's not because they cook epic food. Well, that last point is related.

It's because fans will have access to some fancy schmancy portable toilets.

You may refer to them, unlovingly, as port-a-potties.

And you've probably dreaded every single second you've spent in one. Amirite, women?

Well, the rear-thinking people at Charmin are looking to change all that. 

They'll be providing some deeeee-luxe bathroom accomodations for Raiders fans tailgating before the Chargers game. 

The feature list reads as follows: 

-- Faucets and sinks ... with running water
-- Plants
-- Lighting
-- Charmin toilet paper

Before you watch TP, you can use Charmin TP.
Before you watch TP, you can use some multi-ply TP. (Provided by Charmin)

And they'll have satellite TV so Raiders fans can enjoy other NFL games, or say, our Halftime Report (available here Sundays) with Chad Johnson, Pete Prisco and Jamey Eisenberg.

There's no word yet on whether adult butt wipes will be provided. 

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