PHOTO: Tom Brady sports fauxhawk at Kentucky Derby

Here's Tom Brady, his hair, and his wife at the Kentucky Derby. (USATSI)
Here's Tom Brady, his hair, and his wife at the Kentucky Derby. Carry on. (@peoplemag)

More Draft coverage: Mock Drafts | Prospect Rankings | Big Board | News

We've previously documented Tom Brady's Kentucky Derby fashion choices and, well, this might be the worst.

We're not sure if Brady is paying homage to Steve Urkel, Stefan Urquelle or emo hipsters (People explains that this is from the Hairball Party, so there you go). But as we've said countless times before, the joke's on us; Brady, those red pants, that fauxhawk and his three Super Bowl rings sleep next to his supermodel wife -- who makes substantially more than he does -- every night.

We have no idea what Mark Sanchez's excuse is.

In related news: Brady's former teammate, Wes Welker, was at the Derby passing out $100 bills like it was his job.

CBS Sports Writer

Ryan Wilson has been an NFL writer for CBS Sports since June 2011, and he's covered five Super Bowls in that time. Ryan previously worked at AOL's FanHouse from start to finish, and Football Outsiders... Full Bio

Show Comments Hide Comments
CBS Sports Store
NFL Cold Weather Gear
Our Latest Stories