VIDEO: Charles Barkley makes fun of Kellen Winslow's arrest

Don't get arrested in a Target parking lot or Charles Barkley will make fun of you. (USATSI)
Don't get arrested in a Target parking lot or Charles Barkley will make fun of you. (USATSI)

In a story that can only be described as bizarre, Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was arrested on Nov. 19 for possession of synthetic marijuana. That's not the bizarre part though. 

The bizarre part comes from the police report. Authorities said they found Winslow in a Target parking lot with "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console," and a witness says that Winslow was masturbating in his car

Despite the vaseline in his car, Winslow denies that there was anything inappropriate going on, he says he was just changing his clothes. 

Changing his clothes? It seems like Charles Barkley likes the masturbation story better. During a highlight reel on Inside the NBA on Monday, Barkley made a joke at Winslow's expense. 

After Golden State's Klay Thompson knocked down a 3-pointer in the highlight, Barkley had this to say, "That boy can stroke it. That boy can really stroke it right there. I'm going to take him to Target."

Host Ernie Johnson replied with, "Man, you ain't right."

Shaquille O'Neal took another route, he offered Barkley some advice, "Make sure nobody sees you. Make sure you roll the windows up," O'Neal said. 

You can see the entire exchange below. 

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John Breech has been at CBS Sports since July 2011 and currently spends most of his time writing about the NFL. He's believed to be one of only three people in the world who thinks that Andy Dalton will... Full Bio

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