For you dads of teenage girls out there, there's a solution to help you sleep better at night.
Rangers defensemen Ryan McDonagh and Staal are great at protecting their goal and helping Henrik Lundqvist stop pucks from crossing the line but apparently they're even better at protecting your girl and helping you stop punks from crossing the line, too. They serve as pretty good deterrents toward the rats, as well.
At least that's in the fictional land called Rangerstown, USA, where dads don't have to pull out the all the old tricks in the book to scare the boys. If only this land existed instead of just being a promotional utopia.
I mean, would teneage you ever want to move in for a kiss again if Marc Staal suggested that "you be on your way?" Maybe it's the lack of acting chops here but the way he delivers that line is absolutely terrifying. I'm on my way, no questions asked.
Seriously, I didn't love the team marketing slogan before but if it means more commercials like this, I'm all for it.
S/t to NYRangersBlog