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Fire up the organ for this hockey parody

'Twas the Night before Christmas and around the NHL
Disappointment abounded, for Mario's deal had gone to hell
The Pens future in Pittsburgh, he could no longer guarantee
Expect the team to head elsewhere, most likely to K.C.

Sadly for Steel-towners, they'll have to do without Sid
Already reached greatness, and he's still just a kid
The good news for the league, is there are others to celebrate
Like Malkin, Dion and Anze, and of course, Alexander the Great

Sidney Crosby's in demand, regardless of where the Pens one day land. (US PRESSWIRE)  
Sidney Crosby's in demand, regardless of where the Pens one day land. (US PRESSWIRE)    
They're the new generation of superstars, set for years to come
With their energy and enthusiasm, they make the game more fun
Actually it's much better now, credit the new rules put in place
Which give the sport's true talents, their freedom and their space

So Buffalo, San Jose and Nashville, the teams that really skate
Just love the new NHL, because they dominate
It doesn't hurt much either, to have a cap apply to all
Meaning anyone can win in June, no matter if their market's small

For now though it looks like the team, everyone has to tame
Is the one that's still called Anaheim, even without the Mighty in their name
The Ducks have been outstanding, with Nieds and Pronger heading up the D
Though when it comes to playoff time, you never know what will be

The Oilers proved just last year, blooming late is good perhaps
Could happen again this time, maybe even with the Caps
Atlanta has a shot to do it, thanks to Hossa and Mr. K
And the way coach Guy is leading, the Habs won't fade away

With Marty and the Dominator, Jersey and the Wings will be around
And if Gaborik ever gets back on skates, the Wild might go to town
The Bruins are an improving bunch, the Sens and Stars have a shot
Jags and Shanny are quite a pair, and the 'Canes can still get hot

What's nice this season are second chances, they've proven oh so rich,
Just look at Nolan and the Isles, or to Buckeye land, now that they have Hitch
The Bolts' big three remain in tow, and the Leafs can now attack
And don't forget Chicago folks, where the 'Hawks are back on track

Still not everything's been smooth this season, as the Flyers play surely proves
And despite so many major changes, St. Louis still sings the Blues
Florida is still trying to find its way, while the Avs are rolling down
The Canucks don't help their new goalie much, and J.R. makes Gretzky frown

Scoring and attendance numbers, both are in decline
And with more hits aimed at the head, well, that's never a real good sign
But on the whole, things are good with plenty for us to cheer
So to everyone we want to wish, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

 
 

 
 
 
 
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