First things first. I should have included this addition to places I'd like to see Pacman Jones make it rain to rehabilitate his image:
13. The Milli Vanilli biopic movie. This could be classic. Particularly if Pacman was making it rain in the background while Milli Vanilli's classic Blame in on the Rain played.
Of course, this raises a metaphysical mystery: Could Pacman blame it on the rain if he, in fact, made it rain? Much like the eternal enigma of what happens if a snake starts eating its own tail, wondering whether Pacman can blame it on the rain while making it rain is almost unfathomable.
On to the beaver pelt trader of the week. Our honoree this week is Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt for her cheerleading performance during Tuesday night's game. She attacked the role with vim, vigor and extraordinary passion. Bring it On's Torrance Shipman would have been crying insanely had she been on the sideline. Even Brittany from MTV's Two-A-Days would have been impressed.
And what do you know? This segues nicely into the first reader question of All That and a Bag of Mail.
From: Kelly from Alabama
Is it possible that the MTV Two-A-Days cheerleading squad is hotter than 90 percent of college cheerleading squads? Also should I be able to even write or think this?
Kelly, you're a pervert. But that Hoover squad is unbelievable. Really, just flat out unbelievable. Hotter than any college cheerleading squad I've ever seen. But I honestly think my favorite part of the cheerleading squad is the coach. That guy with the long black hair and the Southern accent. Every time he talks I have to pause the DVR to keep from laughing over his motivational words for the squad. I'm very mature.
From: Raj from Houston
Dude, the Indian referee guy has pulled his picture from the Wikipedia beer pong page. I'm holding you personally responsible for this travesty.
He probably worried it was impact his residency placement. Which is just too bad. But, wonder of wonders, after a few days, the picture is back. Solid move, Indian referee. Of course, my college roommate Krishna was asked in a medical residency interview about the one thing he would change from his medical school career. He responded, "I wish my friend Clay hadn't convinced me to go out drinking and play video games so much during first year. My grades would be much better." Which might be true. But his tolerance would be much lower and his Madden skills would be pathetic.
From: Tommy
Thank you so much for your reference to Q-Zar in your article about Tyrus Thomas. Those of your readers who did not have the opportunity to participate in the cutting edge of early 1990s laser tag are seriously missing out. I also would like to say, although off many of your recent topics, Vince Young will likely never lose another football game as long as he lives.
