Most Fierce NFL Mascot Competition: Jaxson De Ville vs. T-Rac

No. 2 Jacksonville vs. No. 15 Tennessee

Results Jaxson De Ville 62% T-Rac 38% Total Votes: 12,171

I don't care what the rankings say, this is a heavyweight title fight between two wild animals and I don't know which side to be on.

In this corner, checking in at 8.5 paws (about 7 feet tall) and 403 pounds, from Jacksonville -- Jaxson De Ville!"

Now here's the strange part about jaguars. They don't live in Florida. But it doesn't really matter what version of feline they are -- jaguar, panther, leopard, cougar -- they are basically all the same. They all are huge non-domesticated animals that will tear you up.

But Jaxson looks like he has teal measles and doesn't seem very intimidating. Any way you look at it, you don't want to be battling a jaguar, let alone one with measles! And watch out, he's playing with kids in the stands! Measles shots! Measles shots!

And in the other corner, from the back woods of Tennessee, height and weight listed as "real tall" and "heavy" -- T-RAC!"

Here's the funny thing about raccoons. They don't look that ferocious, kind of like a mixed breed of ferret and cat. If you didn't know anything about them, you could picture a raccoon cuddling up on the couch with the family. Just make sure you feed that sucker.

According to Wikipedia, 37.5 percent of all the rabies cases in the U.S. are from raccoons. Do you know what happens if you end up with rabies? It's like 10 shots in the eye (maybe I'm exaggerating, but I know I never want to find out how many or where that needle goes).

And if you think rabies are scary, golf carts are worse! A few years ago T-Rac crashed into Saints QB Adrian McPherson during halftime. Poor McPherson missed the rest of the preseason with an injury and got cut before the 2006 season. If I ever see a raccoon outside my house with a 9-iron, I'm running for the hills.