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If you've voted on one of SPiN's previous Hottie Hall of Fame ballots, you've probably noticed that each vote has a specific theme. We begin, obviously, with two timeless beauties, but each pairing is made with extreme care and crafted to make the decision as hard as possible.
Our first vote included a battle between a pair hotties that have been the object of every man's desire since 1984. Taking 67-percent of the vote, Alyssa Milano is the original member of SPiN's Hottie Hall of Fame. Despite losing out to Milano, Elisabeth Shue made this choice incredibly difficult on SPiN readers. The message boards were nearly split, and many users were upset to be asked to make such a hard decision.
In the vote for hottest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, our 'New School' beauty, Marissa Miller, won with 60-percent of the vote. Much like the Milano/Shue message board, users were upset to see Christie Brinkley have to lose any vote for long-time hotness. Both Shue and Brinkley are clearly worthy, but tough decisions like these simply have to be made.
Our latest vote also stands as the closest vote, with Jenny McCarthy taking the crown over her Singled Out replacement, Carmen Electra. As two of the 90's hottest Playmates, McCarthy and Electra could have simply come down to the decision of blonde-vs-brunette for many guys. Currently holding 54-percent of the vote, McCarthy is still holding strong despite Hef's decision to put Carmen on the cover of the 55th anniversary issue. (NSFW)
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In the fourth vote for entrance into SPiN's Hottie Hall of Fame, we have another matchup of beauties nearly every man had a crush on earlier in his life. Adding to that, the two shows we watched them on were also a couple of our favorites -- for completely different reasons. So as we open the vote to SPiN readers, we ask that you take yourself back to the early 1990's, when one Al Bundy would relive the glory days of his four touchdown performance and Jessie Spano had yet to show her girls.
Kelly Bundy -- Christina Applegate -- As the apple of Al Bundy's eye, Kelly Bundy was the stereotypical 'dumb blonde' in the show Married with Children. Though the show, which lasted 11 seasons, focused mostly on the day to day encounters of the hilarious father of the family, Kelly is what we'll always remember.
Kelly's comedic function on the show revolved mostly around her lack of clothing or surplus of boyfriends, but there were times in which she showed amazing mental prowess. On a Bundy casino trip, Kelly can predict the number drawn on a roulette wheel when letting her mind go completely blank. On another show, Al used Kelly's savant-like ability to remember useless information by filling her head with sports statistics. Al nearly got the victory he wanted, but as usual, suffered another defeat as Kelly forgot an answer to a high school football question -- that just so happened to be about her father.
A flashback to Kelly's childhood in one episode revels her to have been an intelligent youngster who liked to read until she banged her head during a road trip and began focusing on her "shiny, shiny shoes." Though Applegate the actress has gone on to bigger roles both on the big screen and television, she'll always be the smoking hot daughter of the Bundy family at SPiN.
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Kelly Kapowski - Tiffani-Amber Thiessen -- Though she would go on to become Kelly Morris after marrying Zack on Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas , our favorite TV cheerleader will always be Kelly Kapowski. Even when her face is dyed red from Screech's acne medicine, Kapowski was Bayside High's hottest graduate.
Kelly also worked at The Max for a while, but as great as it was to have one of their friends working at the hottest burger spot in town, her boss ended up sweeping her off her feet and taking her from Zack. After finding him cheating on her with another girl at the 18-and-over club, it was only a matter of time before Kapowski would realize her mistake and end up with Zack again.
Though the road was rough at times, and Zack's solo music career nearly took off, Kapowski and Morris will inevitably go down as the greatest love story of the twentieth century.
While Thiessen doesn't have her own show like Applegate, she did go on to star in Beverly Hills 90210 and a movie with Paulie Shore. And when you star in a movie with an acting legend like Pacino, Deniro or Shore, who needs your own show?
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