The Miami Marlins will do just about anything to get fans to the stadium. Other than trying to win, of course.
Just for fun, here's what an All-Star team composed of players the Marlins have traded in the Jeffrey Loria era would look like. It's solid.
Scott Miller's Weekend Buzz provides a catch-up for while you were toasting the life and times of country music legend George Jones, who once drove a riding lawn mower to the nearest liquor store after his wife seized his car keys.
Marlins owner Jeff Loria is already sabotaging rookie manager Mike Redmond by tinkering with the team's lineup and pitching plans.
Looking to land free tix to a Marlins home game? It's apparently not difficult.
Want to get to know a little background on Matt Snyder, Dayn Perry and Mike Axisa? Click through, and find out. If not, that's cool. There's plenty more to do on opening day.

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