It was coming. Of course it was coming. Luis Suarez bit an Italian defender, and you thought we weren't going to see the Taiwanese animation version of how his latest taste-test went down?
Just hours after Luis Suarez appeared to bite the left shoulder of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini in Tuesday's 1-0 Uruguay win, we've got the version that shows Suarez going “full on shark mode” against his opponent. Over-the-top would be an understatement as we see both zombie Suarez and a slightly exaggerated version of his infamous buck teeth.
As much as the video roasts Suarez, it still saves some cursory uppercuts for football's governing body.
“FIFA needs its stars playing in the World Cup so no doubt Suarez will get off with only a slap on the wrist.” Can't say we'd be too shocked.