Navy allowing free admission to those who win rock-paper-scissors

I hate to give up my secret, but I'm a paper guy. It's the dangerous play, but if you get a good read on your opponent, you're probably going to win more times than not. Unless you're playing against this robot, which will eventually be a staff sergeant in the droid overthrow a few decades down the road.

Hey, credit to Navy for taking a chance and doing something cool. If you beat the team mascot at rock-paper-scissors, you get free admittance to the team's game on Wednesday against Boston University.

If you get to Alumni Hall between 6:15 p.m. and 6:45 p.m., Bill the Goat will be ready to take you on. Beat him, and stroll on in, cash still in your pockets. Lose? That'll be $10 for adults and half as much for anyone 18 and younger. And if you've already paid for Wednesday's game and beat him, a voucher will be given for a future game of your choice.

Imagine if this was done before Duke-Syracuse on Saturday. Hilarious. You'd need like 84 Otto the Oranges just to keep up. Gotta love the charm of small-time college hoops.

By the way, none of this has anything on rock-paper-scissors' much cooler cousin: bear-ninja-cowboy. Much more fun, and burns more calories!

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Matt Norlander is a national award-winning senior writer who has been with CBS Sports since 2010. He's in his eighth season covering college basketball for CBS, and also covers the NBA Draft, the Olympics,... Full Bio

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