Ronda Rousey has at least one admirer on the Ohio State Buckeyes. (USATSI)

If you're anything like me, you spent your Wednesday night not watching the ESPYS. Because, honestly, why would you watch the ESPYS?

The only reason to watch the awards now is if you're actually there, like Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones was last night, and it seems he was pretty bored by the whole thing himself. Perhaps that's why he eventually got around to straight up asking UFC Woman's Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey about her after-show plans.

I don't know, Cardale. You're listed at 6-foot-5 and 250 pounds. I'd make sure to find out which UFC fighter she was talking to before I backed down if I were you. It's possible you'd stand a chance depending on who it was, though Rousey is famously single these days.

Cardale also showed off that he's smart enough to have a backup plan. If Rousey wasn't interested, there's always Kendall Jenner.

Good luck out there, Cardale, but maybe try Tinder next time instead. It's more private. But you won't find Rousey on there, she's too famous for it.