If you're anything like me, you spent your Wednesday night not watching the ESPYS. Because, honestly, why would you watch the ESPYS?
The only reason to watch the awards now is if you're actually there, like Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones was last night, and it seems he was pretty bored by the whole thing himself. Perhaps that's why he eventually got around to straight up asking UFC Woman's Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey about her after-show plans.
Is it weird that I have a crush on @RondaRousey and scared of her at the same time
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Soooooooo @RondaRousey what you doing after the show?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
@RondaRousey but if you already talking to a UFC fighter I'm cool
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
I don't know, Cardale. You're listed at 6-foot-5 and 250 pounds. I'd make sure to find out which UFC fighter she was talking to before I backed down if I were you. It's possible you'd stand a chance depending on who it was, though Rousey is famously single these days.
Cardale also showed off that he's smart enough to have a backup plan. If Rousey wasn't interested, there's always Kendall Jenner.
@KendallJenner heard you here? What section?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Lol let me stop joking before @TMZ start spreading rumors about me and @KendallJenner or @RondaRousey
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Good luck out there, Cardale, but maybe try Tinder next time instead. It's more private. But you won't find Rousey on there, she's too famous for it.