Oregon has scratch-and-sniff season tickets

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You know, I was just thinking about ways that schools could increase season ticket sales the other day, and obviously I felt that the biggest problem with buying season tickets is that they don't smell like anything except what they are: tickets. It would be so much better if your season tickets smelled like fast food hamburgers!

Well, Oregon read my mind and stole my idea. 

Yep, scratch-and-sniff tickets. If you scratch your Oregon ticket you'll suddenly be accosted by the scent of a burger from Carl's Jr. It was the only next logical step in ticket technology.

Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to go patent my idea for scratch-and-sniff uniforms before Oregon steals that from me, too.

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Tom Fornelli has been a college football writer at CBS Sports since 2010. During his time at CBS, Tom has proven time and again that he hates your favorite team and thinks your rival is a paragon of football... Full Bio

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