PHOTO: Howard Schnellenberger paints his face, sorta

So, um, yeah, like ... you know how, uh ... yeah ... yeah.

Look, think of this post as the Eye on College Football's attempt at a Choose Your Own Adventure book. We're not sure exactly what to say about this:

What would you say about it, dear reader?

If "Well that's interesting!," turn to page 37.

If "Not sure what to think about that, but I could use a Pepsi," turn to page follow @FAU_Owlsley

If "Your move, Barry Switzer," turn to page Martin Rickman's clever photoshop:

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