VIDEO: Western Michigan unveils new all-black alternate uniforms
Western Michigan wants to let you know how manly their new all-black alternate uniforms are.
HEY!!! HEY YOU!!! DOES YOUR DAY NOT HAVE ENOUGH TESTOSTERONE OR EXCLAMATION POINTS IN IT!!!?
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS VIDEO UNVEILING WESTERN MICHIGAN'S NEW ALL-BLACK!!! UNIFORMS FOR ITS GAME SATURDAY AGAINST TOLEDO!!! IT HAS LOUD HEAVY METAL GUITARS!!! SHADOWS!!! VIGOROUS CHEST-THUMPING!!! LOTS OF SMOKE EVEN THOUGH NOTHING'S BURNING!!! AND DID I MENTION THE UNIFORMS WERE ALL-BLACK!!!?
NO WONDER THE PLAYER WEARING THE UNIFORM WHOSE FACE WE CAN'T SEE HAS TO START SCREAMING FOR NO REASON EXCEPT THERE IS A REASON AND THAT REASON IS THAT EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO IS TOO AWESOME NOT TO SCREAM!!! WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW!!!
I WOULD POINT OUT THE UNIFORM LOOKS CLEAN IF A LITTLE UNADVENTUROUS BUT THE CHECKERBOARD DESIGN ON THE HELMETS IS REALLY SHARP SO IT'S TOO BAD THAT AFTER WATCHING THAT I HAD TO SMASH MY KITCHEN TABLE WITH A REINFORCED MAG-LITE INSTEAD!!! XXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEM!!!
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO DRINK A LITER OF BRAWNDO!!!
HAT TIP TO DOCTOR SATURDAY!!!
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