GIF: The Powers of Manny Machado
The supernatural powers of Manny Machado are not to be doubted.
On Wednesday night, we were presented with compelling evidence that Orioles phenom Manny Machado possesses functioning eyeballs in the back of his head. However, the Zapruder-like nature of the footage may have caused one doubt that he saw what he thinks he saw.
Thursday, though, vanquished all reservations: Manny Machado can see behind him, at all times and without qualification. Following the Orioles' typically insane win over the Rays in 14 innings, Adam Jones attempted to assault Machado with a celebratory shaving-cream pie. Jones, like so many others, thought he was dealing with a mere mortal. Alas and alack, he was not ...
Manny Machado has eyes in the back of his head. Now go and tell the world.