Indians stick Red Sox in microwave, win EOB Heavyweight Title

Umpire Greg Gibson prepares to present the Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship to the Indians. (USATSI)
Umpire Greg Gibson prepares to present the Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship to the Indians. (USATSI)

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On Tuesday night, the Indians topped the Red Sox by a tally of 5-3 and in doing so laid claim to the Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship. 

Wait, the "Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship"? What's that? That, friends, is this ...

The Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship, inspired by the valorous glories of professional wrestling, is back for a second season.

The defending World Series champ starts the regular season with the belt. From there, here are our rules.

1. A team must win a series from the champion to take the belt. One game isn't going to cut it, considering it's a 162-game season and teams all view the season in terms of series.

2. If the belt-holder splits a series (two- or four-game series), it retains. Much like on a draw in boxing or a count-out situation in pro wrestling, you don't get the belt unless you actually beat the champion. A tie isn't good enough.

3. If, at the end of the regular season, the belt-holder does not make the playoffs -- and due to the dynamics of this thing, that scenario is entirely plausible -- said team will be stripped of the title for not qualifying for the postseason. Then the winner of the playoffs -- the World Series -- takes the belt and the title into the offseason.

So how did the Tribe lay claim to both belt and title? As noted in the headline, they stuffed the champion Red Sox in a microwave and then cooked them to perfection. Here, check out these official MLB highlights ... 

Hmmm. Of questionable legality, but we'll allow it. 

And with that, it's time to admire our Roll Call of Maximum Honor ...

Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Champion2014 title reign
March 31 - April 4
April 5 - April 14
April 15 - April 23
April 24 - May 2
May 3 - May 10
May 11 - May 14
May 15 - May 17
May 18 - May 24
May 25 - May 27
May 28 - June 2
June 3 - Present

Next up for the champion Indians? A four-game road set against the Rangers. At stake? The Eye On Baseball Heavyweight Championship ...

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