As you're surely aware, the Mets have signed former NFL QB and current SEO steamroller Tim Tebow to play baseball for them. Given that this is a thing that has happened, it's culturally incumbent upon the fine folks at Strat-O-Matic (@StratOMatic on Twitter) to render Tebow, even at this early hour, in the timeless medium of the Strat card. Well, feast thine eyes ...
"Bearish but realistic, probably" is how this could be described. Mr. Tebow is going to strike out to almost ludicrous extent. He's not going to hit for average, and he's not going to draw many walks. He is, however, going to run into a fastball every know and then and hit it over a fence. All of that is in keeping with what we glimpsed at Tebow's August baseball showcase.
People, you now know how Tim Tebow will fare as a baseball-ist should he make it to the major leagues. Please do go forth and declare as much from the rooftops and or mountaintops of the world. And if you want more Tebow baseball mania, here's where he fit in to our fantasy football draft of baseball players who would be good at football.
