Marlins turning to Groupon to sell tickets to home opener
Of course the Marlins are turning to Groupon in order to put people in the seats for the home opener at Marlins Park.
There's nothing particularly unusual or condemnable about a team turning to flash-mob discounter Groupon in order to sell tickets. But damned if we won't use that as a cudgel with which to beat on the hapless Marlins!
Yes, the Marlins, in the service of a non-humiliating turnout for the home opener, are turning to Groupon in order to get people
on the dancefloor to the ballpark. Action-news photographic evidence ...
Now, now: Let's not all crash the server at once.
On the upside, you get a merchandise voucher and refrigerator magnet as part of the package. So there's that.
Damon Miller Jr. tweeted himself into a corner last week, and he came through with the nug...
Plus the Red Sox can lock down a postseason spot and all you need to know from the world of...
Why the Diamondbacks could be the team to turn this October on its head in MLB
Estrada's new contract is said to be for one year
Jonah Keri talks Toronto Star columnist Rich Griffin
Our annual look back at the preseason predictions and rankings shows lots of good and bad