PHOTO: It's Halloween, and Heath Hembree is barely trying

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We come to praise Giants reliever Heath Hembree, not mock him. That's because right-thinking people everywhere appreciate a transparent lack of effort on Halloween. While many among us spend too much money, exhaust finite mental resources during the planning stages and make themselves physically uncomfortable for the entire night -- all for occasional droppings of peer approval -- the elevated likes of Heath Hembree realizes that the battle is won by those who care least. 

And when it comes to Halloween, know that Heath Hembree can scarcely be bothered ... 

For Halloween, Heath Hembree dressed up like a ghost -- a ghost who doesn't give a crap.

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Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for and He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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