Police report: Cops totally not mad at guy who interrupted Jays game
Consider this your absolute must-read police report for Friday.
On May 5 of this year, an overzealous rooter barged onto the Rogers Centre playing surface and interrupted a white-knuckled Mariners-Blue Jays game. While the accused could have been stowed away in the hoosegow for the rest of his days, the Toronto law-enforcement apparatus showed him merciful mercy.
If you don't believe me that officers tasked with maintaining civic order could possibly sympathize with a such a smoldering outlaw, then you should read this championship police report, which is courtesy of Drunk Jays' Fans ...
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