Someone brought a raccoon to the Marlins game

Because insofar as the 2013 Marlins are concerned no absurdity is too absurd, someone sneaked a raccoon into Marlins Park on Wednesday night.

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Lede, not buried: Someone sneaked a live, sentient raccoon into Marlins Park for Wednesday night's game. Courtesy of Busted Coverage, here's the photographic evidence:

As Busted Coverage notes, the Marlins' play of the game on the local telecast was indeed this lovely and talented young lady with raccoon upon bosom. In summary: Someone brought a raccoon to Marlins Park, where baseball goes, if not to die, then to achieve a restful state not unlike death.

Duly inspired, I present to you your 2013 Marlins meme ...

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