The Pirates will sell a freaking mac-and-cheese, Cracker Jack hot dog

These days, people are Serious About Food. Said zeitgeist has tacitly mandated that people who are Serious About Food shall take perfectly fine and time-tested dishes and turn them into spiced trash. 

For the latest example of this phenomenon, please witness an unsuspecting sausage that the Pirates' contracted concessionaires have turned into a Pile Of Things ... 

(Image via @darrenrovell)

So some encased meat placed in dangerous adjacency to mac-and-cheese and Cracker Jacks. This, one assumes, will be for sale at PNC Park during the upcoming season. 

CrackerMac Hot Weiner, is what they probably don't call it.

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Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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