VIDEO: And now Bartolo Colon steps in against 50 Cent ...
It seems that hitters' taking their cuts against 50 Cent's awful first pitch if officially a thing.
Mere hours ago in this very space, we brought you a fictionalized rendering of Vladimir Guerrero's adroitly handling the recent and most unfortunate ceremonial first pitch of 50 Cent.
That kind of arm-side run indeed generates swinging strikes!
I suppose it's possible that one day this sort of thing will get old. I think it's more possible that we as a people are on the verge of reaching Peak Internet.