VIDEO: Indians prospect Tony Wolters makes totally boring play*

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Indians prospect Tony Wolters of the Akron RubberDucks is about to make a play in the field that can accurately be described as "bonkers, chompers, coconuts!" That is to say, it is a snare that is positively turgid with artifice and craft ...

And the people say not only "amen," but also: "Bonkers! Chompers! Coconuts!"

Hang this play in the Louvre or let there be no Louvre.

CBS Sports Writer

Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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