Remember when everyone clowned Steph Curry's shoes back in June? Of course you do -- you're on the internet. Anyway, the Chef Currys have a spiritual sequel: the "Triple Black" colorway of James Harden's new signature shoe from Adidas. Photos of the unreleased shoe leaked Tuesday, and people on Twitter did not exactly approve.
Here's a small sampling of the many, many jokes:
james harden signature kicks look like u brew prison wine in em pic.twitter.com/DajjXXYl57
— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) August 24, 2016
"Children of men dystopian future where civilization done collapsed" 5's pic.twitter.com/EyshkdXkfE
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Harden's new shoe should come with a carton of cigarettes and a box cutter pic.twitter.com/0XbXCNYW4t
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 24, 2016
these look fine to me pic.twitter.com/QHgU6SMynZ
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 24, 2016
I refuse to believe these are the new James Harden sneakers, these the no-slip joints that the restaurant provides pic.twitter.com/pyuNUS6tzP
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) August 24, 2016
Adidas: how should the shoe look?
— Patrick Fenelon (@Patrick_Fenelon) August 24, 2016
Harden: that new guy in shipping who can't drive a forklift
Adidas: say no more pic.twitter.com/1tmBDL5AIG
Not gonna stop refreshing this page until these drop pic.twitter.com/tl4DaW5N8W
— jason (@JasonKirkSBN) August 24, 2016
Please stop making fun of the Harden shoe. It looks like its already been roasted enough pic.twitter.com/Kxc2SbLtef
— Brandon Borders (@Brandon_Borders) August 24, 2016
