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Sports Twitter might not recover from Thursday, May 4, 2017.

This is the day former UCLA point guard Lonzo Ball and his outspoken father LaVar released Lonzo's new, signature $495 sneakers under the Big Baller Brand, eschewing traditional companies like Nike, Adidas and Under Armour (who reportedly weren't interested in a deal) to go independent.

Oh, and if you're a size 14 or 15, the price jumps up to $695. The brand also released sandals that cost $220.

Athletes like Steph Curry have been roasted for shoes before many times, but the fact that Lonzo hasn't played a single game in the NBA -- the draft is still a month away -- created a feeding frenzy for Twitter. Most felt the design was decent (aside from being very similar to Kobe Bryant's signature shoes), but people went absolutely insane when they discovered the price.

Here are just a few of the countless reactions from Basketball Twitter.

Oh, and also -- you won't get them until the end of November, and there are no refunds or exchanges.

Look, it's great that the Balls are trying to empower athletes by taking the reins from traditional clothing companies. But $500? Come on, man!