Photo: Pelicans unveil new mascot, and we should kill it with fire
The New Orleans Pelicans revealed their new mascot, and it's terrifying.
At some point in the past 10 years, designing mascots became a process fraught with only two results: abject failure or the genetic creation of that which must not be seen. The Pelicans chose the latter.
Introducing your new mascot Pierre the Pelican! pic.twitter.com/CieVTs3sMt— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) October 31, 2013
Which in turn prompted our own Zach Harper:
You made me do this, Pelicans. NightmaroPeli: http://t.co/lO9Ncw0XSx— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) October 31, 2013
Let us all bar our doors and pray the evil does not come calling.
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