Update 2: He made it! 

Update: Yup, he's stuck.

When someone asks me why I love the NBA, I tell them it's because of stuff like this, that just doesn't seem to happen in other sports. With Jrue Holiday out for the season with surgery on a stress fracture, Pelicans guard Tyreke Evans was set to get the start Friday night vs. Phoenix. 

Just one problem. 

I can see the box score now:

DNP-Suspended. Literally suspended by cables. 

DNP-Lever & Pulley system

DNP- Left hanging

Or: 

We'll see if Evans makes it for tip.