VIDEO: Dirk sings 'Satisfaction' with cheerleaders and DJ Flula
Dirk Nowitzki is in a car singing a song. Basically, that's code for 'watch this video.'
Hey, you. Yeah, you. What are you doing? Why are you reading these words and not watching that video?
The lyrics are pretty moving, too. "Aircraft carrier oh" and "clown tank triceratops" really were tremendous.
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