Neither the Giants nor the Chargers have won a game in the 2017 season, but their Week 5 matchup is going to be incredibly meme-able, GIF-worthy and follow the assortment of captivating narratives that follow both teams.

Odell Beckham Jr. constantly under the microscope. Eli Manning's awkward facial expressions. Philip Rivers' late-game misfortune. Ben McAdoo's casino hair. Ereck Flowers vs. the Pythagorean Theorem-hating radio rant guy. The list goes on. 

In all seriousness though, both clubs desperately need a win or they'll find themselves with the Browns "fighting" for the No. 1 pick in the 2018 NFL Draft as we get into the second quarter of the season.

First things first ... here's a peek at the current 2018 NFL Draft order. SportsLine's updated projected win totals were used as tiebreakers through three games. This order will re-order quite often.

Draft Order

  1. Cleveland Browns (0-4)
  2. Los Angeles Chargers (0-4)
  3. San Francisco 49ers (0-4)
  4. New York Giants (0-4)
  5. Chicago Bears (1-3)
  6. Indianapolis Colts (1-3)
  7. Cincinnati Bengals (1-3)
  8. Miami Dolphins (1-2)
  9. Arizona Cardinals (2-2)
  10. New York Jets (2-2)
  11. Oakland Raiders (2-2)
  12. Baltimore Ravens (2-2)
  13. Washington Redskins (2-2)
  14. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
  15. Tennessee Titans (2-2)
  16. Minnesota Vikings (2-2)
  17. New Orleans Saints (2-2)
  18. Dallas Cowboys (2-2)
  19. Seattle Seahawks (2-2)
  20. Cleveland Browns from Texans (0-4)
  21. New England Patriots (2-2)
  22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1)
  23. Los Angeles Rams (3-1)
  24. Buffalo Bills (3-1)
  25. Detroit Lions (3-1)
  26. Carolina Panthers (3-1)
  27. Denver Broncos (3-1)
  28. Atlanta Falcons (3-1)
  29. Philadelphia Eagles (3-1)
  30. Green Bay Packers (3-1)
  31. Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1)
  32. Buffalo Bills from Chiefs (3-1)

These Week 5 games have the most bearing on the race for the No. 1 pick.

Chargers at Giants

If this game follows the general narratives for both teams, it'll go something like this: Chargers get out to an early lead while Eli Manning looks utterly incompetent, Melvin Ingram repeatedly beats Ereck Flowers around the edge and Ben McAdoo hides behind his enormous play-call sheet. Midway through the third quarter, after reports surface of halftime arguments in New York's locker room, Odell Beckham goes off, capping a drive in which he makes five catches with a ridiculous grab in the back corner of the end zone. Then, in the fourth quarter, Philip Rivers dinks and dunks his way down the field to give the Chargers a lead that Los Angeles' defense relinquishes on the next possession. The game ends on a strip sack fumble of Rivers the play after the winning touchdown was dropped. 

Jets at Browns

So it turns out the Bengals are most definitely not the worst team in Ohio. Myles Garrett might return this week for the Browns, and boy do they ever need him. Their defense looked completely out of sorts against the Bengals, and DeShone Kizer looks like 2016 Notre Dame starter DeShone Kizer. How about these Jets? Bilal Powell and Jermaine Kearse aren't here to tank. Neither is Josh McCown. Clearly. Cleveland smartly stockpiled draft picks the past two years, yet we probably should be seeing some signs of improvement -- even gradual -- by now. We aren't. Sashi Brown and Co. will start to come under fire if they lose in another stinker at home.

49ers at Colts

Despite losing both games, San Francisco has been competitive in back-to-back weeks, which is something I expect to write a few more times this season. The 49ers have a sprinkle of talent and an imaginative young coach. They're just lacking the most important thing in the NFL ... a variety of quality players. Andrew Luck is out once again for the Colts, which means Jacoby Brissett, who was effective against the Browns and for a quarter against the Seahawks, gets another start for Indianapolis. Call me crazy, but I envision a high-scoring contest. Yes, a game featuring Brissett and Brian Hoyer loaded with offensive fireworks. You heard it here first. 

Titans at Dolphins

How Jay Cutler has started his tenure with the Dolphins provides evidence for yards per attempt being a tremendous "elementary" statistic to quantify a quarterback's effectiveness. If you look at his 66.7 completion percentage, it would be easy to assume he's playing efficient football. He's not. His yards per attempt is a pedestrian 5.8, which is the third lowest among 32 starting signal-callers. And if you've watched Cutler operate Adam Gase's offense, you've witnessed widespread ineptitude. Fortunately for Miami, Tennessee comes to town after allowing 57 points to Deshaun Watson and the Texans. Something has to give in this game. I'm just not sure what will.