Christian Ponder's wife will blast you on Twitter if you mock her husband
Do not ask Sam Steele Ponder for career advice and then mock her husband, Vikings QB Christian Ponder.
But the lingering stench of a typical Ponder performance isn't easily forgotten for some fans, which explains this tweet from Faux John Madden:
INJURY REPORT: Christian Ponder reportedly dislocated his non interception throwing shoulder tonight.— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 8, 2013
That's a joke, obviously, which is how everyone took it -- except Ponder's wife, Sam Steele Ponder, who also serves as an ESPN reporter.
@FauxJohnMadden ...says the guy using a parody account who asks the injured guys wife for career help? "I'm a lil confused by ur tactics..."— Sam Ponder (@samsteeleponder) November 8, 2013
So take heed, would-be mockers of Christian Ponder's quarterbackin' skills who are also seeking advice about breaking into the business. Sam is watching, waiting.
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