Jets doughnuts aren't a popular Dunkin' Donuts menu item
Jets doughnuts aren't the most popular item on a New York Dunkin Donuts' menu this Thursday.
We've already learned that NFL fans grieve their team's losses with a hearty dose of saturated fat.
It would appear now that Jets fans, keenly aware of what awaits them Monday, are showing tremendous willpower.
How do we know this?
We know this because doughnuts at a New York Dunkin' Donuts featuring the Jets' color palette are being shunned, while Giants doughnuts are being devoured.
In the biz, this is what we call hard news.
Below is photographic evidence of the trend.
Even at the Dunkin' Donuts in 125th and Lenox, it's hard out here for a Jets fan. pic.twitter.com/ylexU56bHm— Jason Clinkscales (@asportsscribe) September 5, 2013
May you show this sort of dietary resolve all season, Jets fans.
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